just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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