Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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