problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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