She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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