Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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