Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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