Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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