spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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