i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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