Having a random hookup so left but love u
I hope mine doesn't look like that
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
You dont lie about slip and slides
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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