im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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