Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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