I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
