what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize