I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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