So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Every concussion has its silver lining
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Randomize
