Its about making memories worth repressing
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
All I want is dick and wine.
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