can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
