No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
