3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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