She went from zero to smokin in five shots
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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