They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
