He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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