Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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