at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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