I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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