found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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