You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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