On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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