Is it normal to miss your booty call?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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