i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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