went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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