SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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