My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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