i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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