Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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