going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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