you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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