god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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