I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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