And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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