i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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