he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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