can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Never let your siblings swipe right.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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