the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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