your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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