ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
