the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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