Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Randomize
