went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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