real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
meet me or not, i'm out of control
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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