I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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