jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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