I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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