She's JV to your varsity
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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