never play flip cup with pint glasses
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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